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THANKS to all of you who submitted some wonderful, witty, hilariously fantastic captions. We had a heck of a time picking a winner. In the end Troy picked Ken Kempker's comment as the winner because of the nod to his Cajun drawl, with an honorable mention to Cindy Noyes for managing to fit in a mention of the infamous "truck" incident. For those of you who don't know what happened, ask him next time you see him out on the range. He just loooooooves telling that story. : )

Thanks again for playing along and all the great entries. We'll be hosting another contest again in the near future, so check back soon!
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We're having a contest! And you're invited to play along from home. All you have to do is take a look at the photo below of Range Master/Instructor, Troy McManus and provide a caption in the comments. Funny, sad, hysterically mundane, left wing, right wing, chicken wing. The only thing we ask is that you keep it clean and appropriate and be nice! As you all know, Troy McMeanus is very meek and mild with a very fragile ego. :)

Comments not meeting this requirement will be removed immediately and the offender will not be allowed to re-submit. You're welcome to submit multiple captions, but only your first entry counts for the contest.

Check out our photo gallery for more pictorial ponderings, including pics from this year's Lim/Lim10/Revo Nationals. We hope to get some Open shots up soon as well.

Winner will receive a $50 gift certificate to the USPSA store. Please be sure to leave your name and email in the comments field so we can notify you if you win. So go on. Give us your best captions, be creative and have fun!

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(Thanks to Brian Alvarez for the use of the photo!)

November 13, 2006 01:18 PM

Comments

They told me to use a "Slim Jim" to open the locked door. What do you mean "not that kind of Slim Jim"?

Posted by: Kevin Imel November 15, 2006 10:17 PM

I told you sweetheart not to buy this kind of car with auto lock. Especially when you forget to turn-off the engine.

Posted by: Rey Halili November 17, 2006 01:12 PM

Pfawww! This ain't workin, hand me my gun!

Posted by: Matt November 20, 2006 11:22 PM

Oh, is this your car?

Posted by: charlie November 21, 2006 10:25 AM

Okay, I may not be very good with a gun, but just check out my awesome locksmithing skills.

Posted by: Bill November 21, 2006 06:08 PM

Really officer, this is my car. :-)

Posted by: John November 25, 2006 06:05 AM

Stand back honey ! I saw this work in a movie....

Posted by: Eric Hill November 29, 2006 05:35 PM

SNAP INTO A............WINDOW!!!!

Posted by: scott clark December 1, 2006 08:52 AM

What a day!!.... got the runs, no bathrooms here at the range and my keys are locked the car.

Posted by: Trey December 3, 2006 04:15 AM

Slim Jim Intervention... "I know... you think you can quit any time you want".. but this is for your own good.... Now step away from the car and put the Slim Jim down!

Posted by: Larry Turner December 4, 2006 11:10 AM

"KEYS! We don't need no stinking Keys here!"

Posted by: Jim R. December 4, 2006 07:28 PM

"They told me I could use a Slim Jim to unlock a car door. But how the H*LL is a stick of processed meat product gonna do that!?!?!?!?"

Posted by: WalterMitty December 6, 2006 01:13 PM

That Hawkins lady up on 14 says, "bring me one more car" !!!

Posted by: charlie December 8, 2006 08:04 AM

"Use THE force?? I thought you said "Use Force"!!

Posted by: Darth Vader December 10, 2006 12:17 PM

I ain't reaching into that Port-O-John for my car keys! I'll jimmy this window and hot wire it first!

Posted by: Deadeye Steve December 11, 2006 12:01 PM

"Oh, no sir Officer Hyden, this ain't what it looks like."

Posted by: Clay Binyon December 11, 2006 06:27 PM

Keys?!? We don't need no stinkin' keys!

Posted by: Har Lee December 11, 2006 09:14 PM

Forget about the keys..........my cigars are in there!!!!!

Posted by: Gunner King December 11, 2006 09:32 PM

Have you seen what they make this stuff from?? It's burning through the glass!

Posted by: Joe Nevis December 12, 2006 07:48 AM

4.6 Range Equipment Failure.

Posted by: Larry December 13, 2006 07:57 PM

"Boring old sedans got you down? SNAP INTO IT- SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM...Oh yeahh......"

Posted by: Greg Gilman December 17, 2006 01:27 PM

Yes, I bent a hook into the end of it. Just how stupid do you think I am?

Posted by: Mike Thompson December 20, 2006 02:44 AM

see-e-e I told you da locks work Boo, now lee me alone so I can show you how dis works

Posted by: Ken Kempker December 20, 2006 06:04 AM

Well, it's better than customizing the front of that pickup truck.....

Posted by: Cindy Noyes December 28, 2006 12:22 PM

I don't need my car keys. I need the keys to the Bathroom behind me!!

Posted by: Dave Pickwick December 29, 2006 05:07 AM

Santa can get down a small chimney with a big sack of toys, why can't I get this little meat stick into this car.

Posted by: Jim Norman December 30, 2006 07:08 AM

THIS IS NOT A SLIM JIM! I'M MEASURING FOR BULLET PROOF GLASS CAN'T YOU SEE.

Posted by: PHILLIP MYERS December 30, 2006 11:04 AM

DQ ...what do u mean DQ.....I havent had lunch yet

Posted by: William Haley December 30, 2006 04:37 PM

You start this COF with your pistol in the locked car, like so. After retrieving your pistol, proceed to the san-o-let, engage targets as they become available.

Posted by: Paul Bicknell January 1, 2007 02:48 PM

The keys to the port-a-potty are locked in the car!!!!

Posted by: Bill Kay January 8, 2007 08:44 PM

The t t toilet paper's n the back seat.

Posted by: Ben Moore January 10, 2007 06:43 PM

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